January 2010
I got in a fight one time with a huge dude...
Huge Dude: I'm going to mop the floor with your face!
I said: You'll be sorry.
Huge Dude: Oh, yeahhh? Why?
I said: Well, It's not very absorbent and you won't be able
to get into the corners very well.
Men never throw sticks at trees that do not have fruit on them
What ever happened to Teddy Geiger? I liked that kid! :(
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“Today I was wearing a black suit and tie to church. After the service I went back to my apartment and realized that I had forgotten the key in my room. I called my roommate to let me in. He threw a rope out of our third floor window and I proceeded to climb up it. while I was doing this my neighbor’s 6 year old son and his friends walked outside and he said to them “see I told...
I was waiting in line in KFC the other day and I overheard the people at the...
The other day, my boyfriend who goes to an all boys school told me that for fun...
Look in the Mirror-That Is Your Problem and That...
(excerpted from the 2001 Jim Rohn Weekend Event)
One of my favorite people, Winston Churchill, once said, “The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but in the end there it is.” Now I’ll give you the Bill Bailey hillbilly version. “You might as well start with the truth; you are going to end with it.”
The words I believe, the words I think, the words I...
Vitamins for the Mind by Jim Rohn
2. Change/Choice/Decision
One of the best places to start to turn your life around is by doing whatever appears on your mental “I should” list.
Indecision is the thief of opportunity.
Every life form seems to strive to its maximum except human beings. How tall will a tree grow? As tall as it possibly can. Human beings, on the other hand, have been given the dignity of choice. You can choose to...
Change Begins with Choice by Jim Rohn
Any day we wish, we can discipline ourselves to change it all. Any day we wish, we can open the book that will open our mind to new knowledge. Any day we wish, we can start a new activity. Any day we wish, we can start the process of life change. We can do it immediately, or next week, or next month, or next year.
We can also do nothing. We can pretend rather than perform. And if the idea of...
There are no such things as problems only oppurtunities
Tony Robbins "New Years Resolutions" →
15 interesting facts about dreams.
You forget 90% of your dreams Within 5 minutes of waking, half of your dream is forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone.
Blind people also dream People who became blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion.
Everybody dreams Every human being dreams...
But remember, pain is temporary & quitting lasts forever
– Lance Armstrong